Hey hey, folks. It’s me, your old pal, Abnor Beelzebub, founder and chairman. Just writing to let everyone know that a new Styop Quoons album is nearing completion, and will be available for mass consumption some time this summer. The album is called Flying Too Close to the Sun on Wings of Pastrami, and I assure you it is every bit as delicious as it sounds.
In addition to this, Muffin is also pleased to announce the release of a new short adventure game for the PC, entitled Frasier Crane: Seattle Rampage. This completely unauthorized fangame based on the popular Frasier TV series as well as The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe is a beautiful story of love, madness, murder and intrigue.
Frasier Crane is a wealthy and successful local radio celebrity. He has his own call-in psychiatry show, a posh penthouse apartment in Seattle, and a razor-sharp intellect. However, his father, Martin Crane, who lives with him, has recently been driving him up the wall. His dog, Eddie, constantly stares at him, his coarse, blue-collar demeanor clashes sharply with Frasier’s high-brow sophistication, and, perhaps worse of all, is the ratty old chair he insists on keeping in the living room.
It’s enough to drive a man…insane.
That’s about all for now folks.
Hey, folks, it’s me, your old friend, Abnor Beelzebub, founder and chairman. You may be asking yourself right about now: have there been some changes down at the Muffin? And to that I say: yes, there have.
First you may notice that the website has been redesigned again. No, this wasn’t some sort of freaky accident. And it wasn’t the work of gypsies, either. Although we are plagued by gypsies. This, however, was just a plain ol’ ordinary website redesign, purposeful and useful. The site has been completely gutted and remade, only this time we used WordPress to put it together, because nobody around here seems to have the time to code up a proper website, and static HTML pages are so 2002, or so the kids tell me.
Anyway, there’s also been some new changes since last this page was updated. Firstly, the release of the first chapter of Frank Further: The Further Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones is a thing, and it just happened not too long ago. You can take a look at it here, if you like:
Furthermore, Styop Quoons has also just released a new album called You Know It Really Hurts. Some folks say that it really hurts to listen to, but you should try to listen to it anyway, because it has a powerful message to it. Don’t tinkle in the ocean, I think is something that had something to do with it. Or maybe it was something about blaming the Jews. For what? I don’t know. Either way, it’s well worth a listen, and can be purchased here on our music page.
You may also have noticed this fancy-pants new blog. Well, that’s part of the WordPress design, and it was a major motivating factor in switching over to using it. This way, anyone associated with Muffin can post news, updates, random tirades about the Jews, or anything else they may happen to want to post, hopefully a little more often than things have been updated here in the past.
Well, anyway, that’s about all for now. This has been Abnor Beelzebub, founder and chairman, and I bid all of you lovely cats a fond farewell.